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So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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