exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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