This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
They took my balls.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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