is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
