return my video game
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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