Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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