In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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