so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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