508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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