Duck Duck Cougar?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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