: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Everything about him screamed your future.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
