I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
pray to the hookup gods
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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