I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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