GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Randomize
