I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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