I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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