Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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