Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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