never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We have started to decorate penises.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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