this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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