After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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