Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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