He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
A+ Viking dick
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