Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my shit smells like andre
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
