Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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