there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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