I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
