And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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