so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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