So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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