i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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