Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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