He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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