you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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