I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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