the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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