Just fell off a train. Bad.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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