So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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