It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Randomize
