Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
pray to the hookup gods
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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