Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Randomize
