Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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