This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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