Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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