Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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