EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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