You're so nebulous sometimes
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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