Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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