I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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