hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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