the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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