the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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