ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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